Wednesday, April 1, 2009

It Happened. It Actually Happened.

Oh, you have got to be kidding me...


So on the 31st of March, 2009, the first sign of the apocalypse that will soon hit this world (or at least, India) and render all of us dead and lined up for the final Justice call, was observed.

Still can't guess it?

Yeah, they got their Padmashrees...

Besides Rai-Bachchan and Kumar, Helen managed to grab one of those medals for her "contribution to art and cinema". Because it takes immense talent to strip-dance on a bar table.

But it's OK. When it is announced at the next Republic Day celebrations that Rakhi Sawant will be honoured with one for her incomparable contribution to drama and skin-show, this news will wane to give rise to immense anger amongst the Indian population that they didn't vote her off Nach Baliye when they should have, or all this would have never happened.


Oh, and by the way, I've lost all faith in humanity.

Good day!
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