Pack your bags, read your holy books and repent for your sins, for the Queen of All Things Emotionally Disturbing finally figured, "Hey! What's the best way to compete for screen time on TV? I know! I'll pick a douchebag husband and marry him live."
This shit will be aired on NDTV Imagine. I figured NDTV would be responsible for it...
"Welcome to Rakhi Sawant's Swayamvar. In what promises to be a first of its kind experience on television, Bollywood's hottest item girl has chosen to search for her real life-partner on NDTV Imagine's new reality show Rakhi Ka Swayamvar. The nationwide search for the perfect husband will culminate in a grand wedding where Rakhi will tie the knot.
So what are you waiting for? Tell us what Rakhi should be looking for in her life partner.
Better still, if you think you are Mr Right for the Mirchi babe then propose to her online. Who knows you might be the one to sweep Rakhi off her feet!
For more keep watching Rakhi Ka Swayamvar on NDTV Imagine."
Too many sarcastic remarks in head......brain cells fizzing......spontaneous implosion......*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
P.S. Do her eyes look red in the above image? They're crimson... like the eyes of the devil's spawn. Like Voldemort's. Like Sauron's, except not yellow. Oh, my God... I am such a fantasy-book geek. And also, the Anti-Christ is among us! RUNNNNNN!
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3 comments:
Hey listen I have no idea who you are but your stuff is really good so i'm sending this website as a link to wassup on mtv ok? lets see if they put it on tv!!
keep up the passion in your mischief (-:
Haha I love Wassup but I doubt if the blog will be displayed on TV or anything. But thank you so much for the complements! :D
Haha I love Wassup but I doubt if the blog will be displayed on TV or anything. But thank you so much for the complements! :D
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