A nuclear cloud, you say? No, North Korea said they werejust Chinese crackers.
What? You want me to be surprised? C'mon! We all knew this day would come...
I really don't feel like reporting anything, considering how long this whole 'North Korea is a defiant idiot' history is and my comments have run dry by now. So in quick words:
We all know what's going to happen next, don't we? NK will apologize, US will attempt to infiltrate its government, people will be caught and killed for 'spying', homeless people from all over the world will stand outside embassies and hold protests for God knows what, NK will apologize again, everyone will accept it and go back to their own bumbling governments and economies, all will be right in the world again except for said governments and economies, attention will be diverted back to Iraq/Afghanistan for a few months and NK will secretly start amassing nuclear weapons again.
If I, a juvenile, can predict this, why can't the world leaders?
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I really don't feel like reporting anything, considering how long this whole 'North Korea is a defiant idiot' history is and my comments have run dry by now. So in quick words:
- NK fired a long-distance rocket, named Taepodong-2.
- It has a range of an approximate, and very sweet, 6000km
- Fired off NK's east coast, 15 seconds past 11:30 am local time.
- EVERYONE condemns it. Pranab Mukherjee, our "Minister" for External Affair, gives his two cents on the topic.
- NK claims it was supposed to be a satellite.
- US says in response, "Yeah, right!"
- Major repercussions. Or so says Obama. We all know by now that he's just a talker.
We all know what's going to happen next, don't we? NK will apologize, US will attempt to infiltrate its government, people will be caught and killed for 'spying', homeless people from all over the world will stand outside embassies and hold protests for God knows what, NK will apologize again, everyone will accept it and go back to their own bumbling governments and economies, all will be right in the world again except for said governments and economies, attention will be diverted back to Iraq/Afghanistan for a few months and NK will secretly start amassing nuclear weapons again.
If I, a juvenile, can predict this, why can't the world leaders?
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